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BREAKING NEWS: <Eye of Sauron> Signs Lease at Empire State Building
25 / 05 / 2025
New York, Middle-Earth Sector

In a move that has shocked real estate agents and terrified pigeons, the Eye of Sauron has officially relocated from Barad-dûr to the Empire State Building.
Citing "better visibility, stronger Wi-Fi, and a DoorDash range that doesn't stop at Mordor," the Dark Lord's fiery eyeball now looms over Manhattan with impeccable line-of-sight to every Starbucks.
Local residents were initially alarmed by the sudden, flaming vortex in the sky, mistaking it for either a new Marvel villain or a badly optimized Times Square ad. Authorities have since confirmed:

"No, it's just Sauron. Again."

Sauron's Real Estate Agent, Sméagol & Co., released a statement:
"Yesss, precious… The view, the power, the... central heating! We loves it."

Meanwhile, Frodo was spotted outside a Brooklyn café furiously updating his resume on LinkedIn:
Ringbearer. Hiker. Volcano enthusiast. Looking for remote work away from surveillance.

Gandalf, commenting from a nearby rooftop, lit his pipe and sighed:
"At this point, I say we just give him New Jersey."

Tourist reactions were mixed:
"I thought it was a Stranger Things pop-up."
"Honestly, this is still not the weirdest thing I've seen in New York today."

With his new HQ in place, Sauron has reportedly begun planning a Mordor-themed Broadway musical,
tentatively titled: "You ShallNot Sing !"

The Three Hunters

The Three Hunters—Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli—formed a legendary trio during the War of the Ring. After the breaking of the Fellowship, they pursued the Uruk-hai across Rohan to rescue the captured hobbits, Merry and Pippin. United by purpose, loyalty, and mutual respect, they overcame ancient racial divisions to become close allies and lifelong friends, known for their speed, skill, and unbreakable bond in battle.

Legolas

Legolas Greenleaf

Legolas brings deadly precision and elven agility to the Fellowship. His friendship with Gimli becomes legendary across Middle-earth.

  • Race: Elf (Sindar, Woodland Realm)
  • Title: Prince of Mirkwood
  • Weapon: Bow of the Galadhrim, twin daggers
  • Skills: Archery, agility, stealth, keen sight
  • Traits: Graceful, perceptive, swift, calm

Stats:

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Aragorn

Aragorn II Elessar

Ranger of the North and heir to Gondor’s throne. A skilled warrior and noble leader.

  • Race: Human (Dúnedain, Númenórean descent)
  • Titles: Chieftain of the Dúnedain, King of Gondor
  • Weapon: Andúril, Flame of the West
  • Skills: Swordsmanship, tracking, healing, leadership
  • Traits: Noble, humble, wise, courageous

Stats:

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Gimli

Gimli, Son of Glóin

Gimli is a fierce warrior with a strong sense of loyalty and pride. His rivalry-turned-friendship with Legolas becomes a symbol of unity.

  • Race: Dwarf (Longbeard clan)
  • Title: Lord of the Glittering Caves (later)
  • Weapon: Double-bladed axe
  • Skills: Axe combat, endurance, stonecraft
  • Traits: Stubborn, fearless, proud, honorable

Stats:

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Welcome to Mordor

gollum
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Bounty: 10,000 Gold
Frodo Standing
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Bounty: 7,500 Gold
Sam Standing
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Bounty: ???
Gandalf Standing
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Sauron The Overdramatic

Sauron: The Overdramatic Eyeball

Once a decent jewelry designer, Sauron took things too far when he created the One Ring just to feel something. Now reduced to a flaming eye with serious boundary issues, he spends most of his days spying on everyone like the world's creepiest security cam. His hobbies include incinerating hobbits, whispering menacing things through rings, and being outsmarted by walking trees.

Despite being all-seeing, he still didn’t notice two barefoot hobbits sneaking into his backyard. Sources say he's still bitter about not being invited to the Last Alliance's group photo.

Saruman: The White-ish Wizard

Once a wise wizard with the best hair care routine in Middle-earth, Saruman fell from grace because he just *really* liked spinning chairs and talking to flaming eyeballs. After redecorating Isengard into a gothic factory, he declared war on trees — a strange choice in a world where trees fight back.

Famous for his dramatic speeches and a voice deeper than Mount Doom, Saruman now enjoys long monologues, creating failed orc hybrids, and getting defeated by a literal flock of birds. His greatest regret? Not investing in earplugs before that Ent attack.

Saruman the Slightly Unhinged

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